lol when my mom told me what “gay” meant, I distinctly remember thinking “cool, that doubles my chances of finding someone to think I’m cute” haha
I was also older than 3 and 4.
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Nobody likes you. Everyone left you. They’re all out without you having fun.
—American Idiot
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- me everyday: I'm going to start working out tomorrow
everybody better fucking reblog this.
I can’t even tell you how many times I’ve reblogged this.
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i could never be a politician because every time it was my turn to talk in a debate it would start off with “listen you fucking prick” like idk how these people don’t do this
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- me halfway through anything: i dont want to do this anymore